Dos Equis Radio Commercials
I love these:
(view this first if you’ve never heard the commercials before)
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot’s advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
He is The Most Interesting Man In The World.
Tags: beer, commercials, humor, marketing
Film and Television, General, Random | Christopher Kou | 
October 28, 2008 10:28 AM
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"He doesn't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders." Oh yeah…
"His blood smells like cologne" HA! That's a real turn on, right there. =-b